if exercising didn’t consist of me moving, then maybe i will do it more often
CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T
gets me every time i see it on my dash
this guy is a guardian of the galaxy
I feel safer already
I want to do adult things with you
*moans* pay the mortgage
*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month
party at my house bring food then leave
This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
Sometimes I spend so much time on here I forget I don’t actually look like my icon
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
- just because
- i disagree with you
- does not mean
- i am not your friend
Some days my faith in humanity is restored.
Omg I am crying this is so cute!!!
Yeah, but “Great good great staff” tho