mcvirgin:

if exercising didn’t consist of me moving, then maybe i will do it more often


CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T


sh-inik:

gets me every time i see it on my dash


gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already


karissaeb:

myresin:

flowury:

flowury:

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

*moans* pay the mortgage

*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month



bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave



smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets



ilostmyshoelock:

Sometimes I spend so much time on here I forget I don’t actually look like my icon


allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.


zkac:

  • just because
  • i disagree with you
  • does not mean
  • i am not your friend


boneswolf:

lulz-time:

Watch the video of this dog expressing his happiness and gratitude after being rescued

Some days my faith in humanity is restored.

Omg I am crying this is so cute!!!


thatsthat24:

tastefullyoffensive:

[themeandoggie]

Yeah, but “Great good great staff” tho

thatsthat24:

tastefullyoffensive:

[themeandoggie]

Yeah, but “Great good great staff” tho


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